The Night the Cows Came for Us
We saw glowing orbs in the darkness. We screamed. We vaulted into the truck bed. It was dairy cows.
Est. 2026 · Mississippi · Hard-won opinions
Gear advice from someone who learned the hard way.
No sponsored content. No gear I haven't thought hard about. Just stories from the trail — and what I'd carry today instead of what I carried then.
Read the Stories →The origin story: A church trip leader once handed me a cast iron skillet to carry into the backcountry. I swore I'd never let anyone pick my gear again. This site is what happened next.
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